7 kinds of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom..

The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called:
Religious Sex .
* Which means you get None in the morning, None in the afternoon and None at
night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called
Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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via lindaikeji.blogspot.com

My vote goes to Smurf sex and Kitchen sex................lol