Tuesday, August 4, 2009
It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT NEVER TO FORGET:
* Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
I thought this was pretty funny lol, what do y'all think????????????? Leave your comments.
Everyone is getting married and now so is your ex!
Not just talking about just any EX – Its HIM. The one who you thought was THE ONE! Here is a case in point – Chika met Ike, they both fell in love, sweet blissful love. They had disagreements like any other couple but worked it out, he made vague references to marriage – it was reassuring, then things starting going wrong – it might have been his fault, it might have been hers – the details are now fuzzy and then all of a sudden it was over. It was all done and dusted….Chika hadn’t even thought about him in months. That was until her friend sent you an email telling her that he is getting married. She is in shock! Every fibre of her being tells you, it can’t be true – After all, they just broke up 7 months ago. She re-read all his old emails and cards. She didn’t think she would care but she did. Until the day finally arrived, and then she saw the photos on Facebook…
Sadly, what I have described above isn’t from a Nigerian movie. It’s the world we all live in and chances are we all know at least one person this has happened to (if you aren’t a victim yourself), or maybe even more! And whether you dated him 5 years or 2 weeks ago, truth is, even if you feel you are over a relationship – sometimes your reaction to the fact that an ex is getting married can be surprising. So what do you do?
a) Go to the nearest Baba and cast a spell of impotency on him?
b) Send people to the wedding to spray tear gas?
c) Follow the survival guide below
Please don’t send me any enquiries on options a or b oh! If you didn’t choose option C only Jesus can set you free!
1. Moving On
This is pretty obvious but extremely necessary (and you’d be surprised how many people actually forget this necessary first step). If he is marrying someone else, it is a CLEAR indication that he doesn’t want to be with you. No matter what he says, the fact remains that you are not the one with the ring on your finger. No matter how much it hurts, remove everything around you that reminds you of him. Under no circumstances should you call, text, email, facebook, blackberry messenger (or what ever other form of cyber communication tool is out there) him. This seems harsh, but believe me, in the long run, you’ll be better for it. A good way of moving on is learning to concentrate on new things or keeping yourself busy. I know it sounds mundane, but it works. Please note, I am not requesting that you make him your life long enemy. This step is necessary for creating some distance with your past and not an excuse to hold a grudge.
2. Find Yourself
Now this is very important, particularly if you were in a long term relationship. What most people don’t realise is that most times when you are in a relationship, there is a tendency to ‘lose yourself’. Especially if you were planning to spend the rest of your life with this person, chances are, you have changed a lot about yourself to accommodate your partner and the relationship. You may have learnt new hobbies or just picked up certain habits from your ex. Now this isn’t necessarily a bad thing as such, but it’s important that you begin realise which habit/hobby etc is really yours and which isn’t. Also, there may have been things you always wanted to do but couldn’t because your ex wasn’t interested or because you spent so much time with him, you didn’t have time to do it. The time you use to find yourself is also very important for self evaluation. Did you contribute to the break down of the relationship? What could you have done better? While this is not the time to beat yourself up or feel guilty, self evaluation is important to avoid repeating past mistakes. Also use this time to learn more about yourself. I cannot stress how important this stage is. This is why it is not always advisable to move from one relationship to another without some type of space in-between. Although in life there are always exceptions.
3. Love yourself
This ideally should follow naturally from the previous step. At first it might be very difficult to do, especially during the self-evaluation. You might discover things about yourself that you dislike or make you uncomfortable. You might even find yourself doing things that you never imagined you would do in a million years. Don’t worry, its part of the process. Learning to love yourself is the longest battle most women face and sadly it is not one every woman wins. But if you are to emerge from this trial a confident, independent woman, this stage is a must. If you do discover things you don’t like about yourself, ask yourself how you can change them. The person you have to live the longest with in this life is yourself, so it makes absolutely no sense hating you.
4. Surround yourself with love
Another obvious but necessary step. Having someone you love marry someone else is obviously a big blow and more often than not, it leads to feelings of low self worth and rejection. So combating those feelings are necessary. The first 3 steps help with that, but for most people, having people that constantly value and love you will prove even more helpful especially if you are suffering from low self esteem. Be aware that surrounding yourself with love, and jumping into bed with any and everything that moves are two different things. Sleeping around will only reinforce feelings of low self worth and will do nothing for your confidence.
5. Spiritual Rejuvenation
I wasn’t going to include this, but almost every woman I spoke to mentioned this. In fact this should be the very first point. Prayer and trusting God is probably the only thing that can help you overcome any sense of loss you may feel. Chances are, if this happened to you, not only will you feel rejected, you may also feel like God has forgotten you. But the Bible says “all things are beautiful in its time”. So continue to trust God for your time. As 9ice would say “omo na turn by turn, beg Baba God make e reach your turn”. And it surely will!
6. Forgive and forget
Rehearsing how much he hurt you and telling everyone who cares to listen will take you no where. I agree, it is necessary to talk about your feelings especially with close friends. But there must be a time when you put the events behind you and choose to forgive. Forgiveness is not fairy dust, it’s an active choice, although not an easy one. A close friend of mine once told me; “Be careful who you hate because half of them don’t know and the other half don’t give a damn”. So whether it’s in the short or longer term the only person that suffers from holding on to a grudge is you. Let it go.
7. Look forward to your future
Most women approach break ups like it’s the end of their lives. Truth is, it isn’t. It doesn’t even come close. You will love again and if the experience of others is anything to go by, the next man is usually a billion times better than your ex. So be expectant and love yourself everyday. Don’t fixate on the past, be confident, look forward to your future, set yourself new goals and ambitions and most importantly trust God!
Jennifer Aniston looks amazing in this shot for September’s ELLE magazine. Here is what she had to say about being viewed as the lonely it girl in Hollywood:
“If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it. I can make fun of myself. And I’ll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up,” she told the mag.
“I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room,” the 40-year- old cracked. “It’s fine. I can take it,” she says.
WE'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT JENN WAS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orthadox Jew Moses Michael Leviy, b/k/a Shyne Po could be a free man by October 6, 2009 after serving an 8 year sentence for the famed incident at Club New York that allowed Puff to walk away a free man and Shyne to face 10 years behind bars.
"After serving eight-and-a-half years of a 10 year sentence for his role in the infamous Club New York shooting on December 27, 1999, Shyne finally knows the day he will once again become a free man: October 6, 2009. That release date has already been confirmed by the parole board, but a hearing tomorrow will outline the parameters of ‘Po’s parole, details that could determine whether or not the former Bad Boy Records artist will be able to resume his recording career free of stifling restrictions," reports HipHopDX
Oscar Michelen, Shyne's attorney, explains Shyne's perdicement in detail to HipHopDX:
“What happened was when they sentenced him [in March of 2001 to ten years] they didn’t sentence him to any parole – post release supervision, which was mandatory. So the Correction Department has asked the court to re-sentence him – under the law they can do that. And so the judge will decide whether to give him the maximum parole, which is five years, or the minimum parole, which is two-and-a-half years. Shyne will automatically have to do at least a year-and-a-half, which is how much of [the] 10 year [sentence remains]… [Shyne] still owes the balance to the 10. But, [the district attorney] also [has] been looking to add to that [time] as well…”
When the courts sentenced Shyne to 10 years in prison, they failed to sentence him to parole as well. A new law has been passed that allows the Correction Department to request the judge to re-sentence him to parole.
Now, according to HipHopDX, the parole decision will determine Shyne’s ability to leave the state which then impacts whether he is able to make a living as an artist (touring, recording, etc)….but, is there still a freeze on Shyne’s bank accounts because of the unresolved civil suits related to the Club New York incident? And did those suits ever get resolved on the Diddy side?
GREAT NEWS!!!!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO COME HOME SHYNE PO, IT'S BEEN TOO TOO LONG.....
TRACKLISTING FOR BLUEPRINT 3
1. What We Talking About (Produced by Kanye West)
2. D.O.A. (Produced by No I.D.)
3. Weigh Me Down Feat. Kid Cudi (Produced by Kanye West)
4. Unforgiven (Produced by Kanye West, Additional Production: MGMT)
5. Run This Town Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West (Produced by Kanye West)
6. Empire State Of Mind Feat. Nas (Produced by Kanye West & No I.D.)
7. When It Comes To This (Produced by Timbaland)
8. Always Feat. Drake (Produced by Kanye West)
9. Scenes From The Past (Produced by No I.D., Co-produced by Kanye West)
10. Everyday A Star Is Born Feat. Mr. Hudson (Produced by Kanye West)
11. Already Home (Produced by Kanye West)
12. Forever Young (Feat. Mr. Hudson, Produced by Kanye West)
13. Thank You (Produced by No I.D.)
14. Sound Of The 70s (Produced by Kanye West)
15. We Made History (Produced by Kanye West)
Next year in Europe Phillips will introduce this device to select police forces that quickly detects anything you’ve been taking from cocaine to marijuana simply by spitting in the tube. Sober up.
THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OVER THE TOP THOUGH.........
Philippe Starck designed motor yacht A with martin francis for russian billionaire andrey melnichenko. built by blohm+ voss motor yacht A is 119 meters long and weighs approximately 5500 tonnes. reminiscent of a submarine warship the mega yacht's nameis a tribute to andrey melnichenko and his wife serbian fashion model aleksandra nikolic.
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS...............
LEFT: Spicy Sandal in Burgundy Suede Baby Goat Leather. This shoe is made from velvety suede baby goat leather which features geometric beads and gold-finish accessories, gold-finish Louis Vuitton lace tips, Monogram canvas insock that is padded for enhanced comfort a faceted multi-coloured platform and a sturdy leather sole. Available at Louis Vuitton for $2190.
RIGHT: Spicy Sandal in Patent Calf Leather. This sexy sandal made from black patent calf leather features beads, feathers, rivets and gold-coloured laces, gold-finish Louis Vuitton lace tips, Monogram canvas insock, padded for enhanced comfort, two-tone platform and a leather sole. Available at Louis Vuitton for $1890.
LEFT: Spicy Sandal in Pony Styled Calf Leather. Made from pony-styled calf leather with the famous Stephen Sprouse leopard print, this sexy stilleto features beads, feathers, rivets and gold-coloured laces, gold stitching, gold-finish Louis Vuitton lace tips, Monogram canvas insock that is padded for enhanced comfort, a two-tone platform and a leather sole. Available at Louis Vuitton for $1920.
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RIGHT: Spicy Sandal in Navy Suede Baby Goat Leather. Made from velvety suede, this shoe features beads, sequins, feathers and gold-finish accessories to form the striking tribal impression. Has gold-finish Louis Vuitton lace tips,Monogram canvas insock that is padded for enhanced comfort, a two-tone platform, and a leather sole. Available at Louis Vuitton for $2790.
UK watch customizer Pro-Hunter has come out with a beautiful bespoke version of the classic Rolex Daytona with a PVD coating, red numbers on the bezel and red sub-dial hands. Pro-Hunter, "adept at improving upon the original with taste, style and a unique flair," will only produce less than 100 pieces at about $29,000 each with a waiting list of up to one year. The Red Bezel Daytona Mk II as it's called pays homage to the Rolex golden years of the 1950's and the 1960's as well as models popularized by the late, great Paul Newman. Pro-Hunter, as the name suggests, started out catering to the Rolex-loving hunting community that congregates at England's country houses, and evolved into designs for "smart and exclusive timepieces that are practical and pleasing to the eye".
There are certain brands that you know are safe! Brands that have authentic integrity and in this case provide much of the inspiration for street fashion or mens fashion today. Polo is a name that we all resonate with, and something that anyone who’s in the know, knows its a sure bet for staple items and genuine needs. We all grew up with Polo and nothing’s changed.
Search Upload * Upload Video File * Record from Webcam Watch this video in a new window Darey - Past, Present & Future
Nigerian artist Darey (a.k.a. Dare Art Alade) talks about his life, his career and his dreams in this short documentary.Check it out, pretty interesting.
Norihiko Inoue just graduated (2008) at Central Saint Martins with an first class BA in Product Design. His final an amazing concept phone for vertu which basically consists of a hollow shelf. The keys are beautifully aligned on this shelf, which makes this phone incredibly appealing.
WE LIKE THIS.......